Well I actually have a date, and with a Doctor to boot. He's older but nice. He is a little fresh though because when I see him he wants me to lay down on my back and spread my legs so he can rip me a new one with his tool.
In other words for all of you with sick minds I have a date with Dr. Reed for srs. I bet you were thinking sick thoughts and didn't think his tool was referring to his surgical tools, and I will be getting a new one so to speak.
I never really thought this day would come so soon. Just back in November I was looking into getting an orchi since I thought I wouldn't be able to afford surgery for a few years. Well luckily God decided to smile on me and send a string of luck my way. And now on August 14th of this year I will be forever changed for the better.
Part of me is questioning whether this is all real or if I'm in a padded room somewhere imagining it all as I rock back and forth in an upright fetal position. Things have been too odd so you can't blame me as good things are happening on different birthdays. Things started on my birthday when I found out mom got approved for the loan we were going in on. Then on her birthday a month later we got the estimate for the upgrades to the apartment house and found out what portion of the loan I would get and be responsible for paying. Then yesterday on Co's bday I got my date for surgery. Which I will be flying to on Aug 11th, which just happens to be the birthday of the girl court and I are staying with before my surgery. Wouldn't you question your sanity too.
Of course if I was really imagining it couldn't I just imagine I was a genetic girl already? Or that I won the powerball and didn't have to work? Had bigger boobs, weighed less, or had more hair? I don't think I'd be imagining having to look nightly for the best prices on flights either. So for now I'm believing it's real, and even if it isn't it's real to me and reality is in the mind of the beholder.
I've added a countdown clock for now but will have to change the hour and minutes once I find out for sure when I have to be in on the 14th. It seems like a long time, but in the scheme of things after struggling all these years it will be a few shakes of a dogs tail I'm sure.
Love to all, take care and g'nite
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