Tuesdays tune....

Girl you'll be a woman soon Redux
Performed by Neil Diamond & Urge Overkill
Lyrics playfully changed by me
to
"Dude, You'll be A Woman Soon"
Dude, you'll be a woman... soon

I love you so much, can't count all the ways
I've died for you girl and all they can say is
"You're not my kind"
They never get tired of putting me down
And I'll never know when I come around
What I'm gonna find
Don't let them make up your mind.
Don't you know...

Dude, you'll be a woman soon,
To pee you won't have to stand.
Dude, you'll be a woman soon,
Soon, you won't be a man

I've been misunderstood for all of my life
I found a girl that's born from a knife
And it's all good
Well I've finally found what I'm a looking for
But if they get their chance they'll end it for sure
Surely would
Baby I've done all I could
Now it's up to you...

Dude, you'll be a woman soon,
To pee you won't have to stand.
Dude, you'll be a woman soon,
Soon, you won't be a man

Dude, you'll be a woman soon,
Please, come take my hand
Dude, you'll be a woman soon,
Soon,yeah soon, you won't be a man.

Ok you all behave and don't start commenting on not being a man shit or not becoming a real woman. I know what I was, am and will be, I don't need reminders. I just wanted to have fun and use my twisted little brain to screw around with some lyrics. I'm working crazy hours this week so I won't be on again most likely. Hope I made you smile.

Love to all and of course take care.